DigiCrime Wealth Redistribution Service
(a.k.a. online banking)

Is your salary too low?
Are you tired of working for a living?
Are you after the BIG bucks?

Then you should try our online wealth redistribution service!

Please note that due to software limitations that we are working on, we are only able to provide services in US dollars. Future enhancements will include other currencies. 
Please enter information about the account to take the money from.  If you 
don't care where the money comes from, leave this blank.
  bank name:      
  account name:   
  account number: 

Next enter information about the account to put the money in:
  bank name:      
  account name:   
  account number: 

Then enter the amount in dollars (not over $10,000,000 please):
This space intentional left blank

DigiCrime is comically hosted by Southwest Cyberport.