DigiCrime Electronic Money Laundering Service
- Are you worried about the government tracing your electronic payments?
- Are you worried about your grocery store tracking what dog food you buy?
- Do you have
frequenting your electronic store?
Then you need our electronic money laundering services!
We currently charge a 0.002% commission for this service.
By the way - we noticed the following entry in our log file:
bastion.fdic.gov - - [30/Apr/1996:08:12:37 -0600] GET /laundering.html
I guess the feds are watching...