DigiCrime Electronic Money Laundering Service

why is this man smiling?
Are you worried about the government tracing your electronic payments?
Are you worried about your grocery store tracking what dog food you buy?
Do you have crooks frequenting your electronic store?
Then you need our electronic money laundering services!

We currently charge a 0.002% commission for this service.

Select the form of money you are offering: 

Select the form of payment you desire: 

Total amount: Serial Numbers:

By the way - we noticed the following entry in our log file:
bastion.fdic.gov - - [30/Apr/1996:08:12:37 -0600] GET /laundering.html
I guess the feds are watching... This space intentionally left blank

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