News from DigiCrime

Stop by here often to hear news from the DigiCrime home office.

DigiCrime continues to ride the wave of people buying insecure software and using their computers inappropriately. During the last year, DigiCrime revenues have grown 235%, excluding a windfall of $35 million in unaccounted income from a financial services contract. The continuing growth in the industry suggests that DigiCrime may face stiffer competition in the field, but DigiCrime executives are confident of their continued success based on their long track record of success and the ease of making a living in this business.

What are people saying about DigiCrime?

Who gives a damn?

Unlike technology companies that rely on keeping their stock price inflated, we concentrate on providing real value to our customers. On the other hand, we find that customers sometimes pay attention to this stuff, so we've kept track of a few of the awards and stories about DigiCrime:

DigiCrime is comically hosted at Southwest Cyberport, in Albuquerque, New Mexico.