Products from DigiCrime
(see also
services
)
To place an order, pick up any phone, call your mother, and mention DigiCrime. We'll have a catalog out to you within two business days. Or, you can now call
900-do-crime
and place an order with our attentive sales representatives.
We are pleased to offer the following products to our customers.
Desktop Mint
®
software with EZ-bucks paper
®
for Desktop Counterfeiting
PointLessCast
®
denial of service software (Compatible with CastrateNet
®
)
Visit our new bookstore
(NOTE: we are currently sold out of
this book
)
Escrowed fax document shredding machine
Imagine now that you can shred documents at the same time that you save a copy with
our escrow service
. Featuring several convenient features:
fast automatic dialing to our toll-free 800 number,
consumption rate in excess of 110 feet per minute,
high capacity waste container.
complies with DOD standard 5125-13-BS.
Now also available in a 250hp gas-powered version suitable for shredding entire laptop computers. Not recommended for home use.
Affinity credit card program
Don't just earn a small rebate on your purchases! Our credit card affinity program offers the following desirable features:
no annual fee
0.0% APR interest rate
no bills
no payments
Note: this card is unrelated to the card that was
recently advertised by spam
.
Server Pushy
®
Technology
Now we can help you push data into the machines of visitors to your web site. It currently
only works with Netscape Communicator 4.0b1
.
Javashaft - our new Netscape plug-in
Coming soon!
DigiCrime
is
comically
hosted at
Southwest Cyberport
, in Albuquerque, New Mexico.